Various Chloe-isms

Last week I overheard this conversation:
Chloe: When I get bigger, I will have a penis.
Darren: Um, no, you're a girl. You won't have a penis.
Chloe: Oh. But when I get bigger I'll have a penis.
Darren: No. You're a girl. You have a vagina.
Chloe: But I'll get bigger. And have a penis.
[Jessica losing it in the kitchen, barely holding in the snorting]

Tonight on the phone:
Chloe: Darren, where's your dad?
Darren: My dad? My dad is Papa. I think he's at home.
Chloe: Oh. But where is your OTHER daddy?

And a sweet one. Last night:
Chloe: I love you.
Me: I love you too.
Chloe: And always will.
[Jessica melts into a big puddle of goo]